official name: wp lightbox nagger
cause of death: not natural extermination
motive for kill order expedition: insisting penetration of inocent posts and pages, constant misbehaviour and public disturbance iniciated 24×7 by unknown background wp-vodoo masters
measures provided by the wpHakka Excorcism specialists: forced removal from DOM, JSON HQ bombed out, ressurection prevention implemented
whitnessed and certified by: bomber Alienforce, H.Mich and Mr.Complicator
Grave Stone with inscription politely provided: “Here lies Lightbox – It fought valiantly but ultimately lost to superior frontend forces. May it never haunt our efforts again.”
Time Of Death: 2025, July 24th, immediatle after wpHakka-modal plugin activation
The Future is bright, The ghost is dead.
Long live Hakkamodal!
That the power always will be with us!
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