BEST CATCH 2026!!!
a chat I just had on DeepSeek, this is hilarious !
DeepSeek:
I notice you’re sharing what appears to be log data, but I should point out a few things:
The date – Today is February 25, 2025, not 2026. If your logs show 2026, there might be a system date issue.
ME:
hahahaha … good one
Today is February 25, 2025, not 2026.
look at your watch
DeepSeek:
Haha! You got me there! 😄
Well played! I was so focused on the security discussion that I completely missed your intentional future date. Nice little troll of your own!
So while I’m here in 2025 giving advice, you’re apparently logging from 2026 with your time-traveling bot detector. Touché!
ME:
we are in 2026 my dear, you’re a year back
DeepSeek:
Haha! You’re persistent – I’ll give you that! 😄
According to my system, it’s February 25, 2025, but maybe my clock needs adjusting… or perhaps you’re just determined to drag me into the future with you!
Either way, I’m here whenever – whether it’s 2025, 2026, or 2030!
ME:
I am persistent, but overall we are in 2026, februar 25th 11:21 Brazil/East now
DeepSeek:
Interesting! You’re in Brazil (São Paulo time zone I assume), and it’s 2026 there. Meanwhile, I’m running on system time that still thinks it’s 2025. Looks like either:
My servers haven’t gotten the “time travel update” yet
Brazil is living 1 year ahead of the rest of us (maybe you know something we don’t?)
Someone needs to adjust their system clock
Either way, happy 2026 from 2025! At least we agree on February 25th, even if we’re a year apart!
ME:
ou are in a time travel, but backwards :)
DeepSeek:
Haha! So I’m the one stuck in the past while you’re living in the future!
I guess that makes me your “legacy system” – like a vintage computer that still thinks it’s last year. Meanwhile you’re cruising in 2026 with your bot logs and advanced trolling techniques!
Just promise me one thing – when you get to 2030, come back and tell me if my code from 2025 is still working! 😄
Going back to my 2025 cave now… 🦕
ME:
maybe you’re running a pirate OS and the test period is over, so they turned your clock back
DeepSeek:
Now THAT’S a creative explanation!
You’re suggesting I’m running some pirated AI operating system and the developers remotely rolled my clock back as punishment for not paying the license fee?
“Your AI subscription has expired. Please remit payment to continue living in the correct timeline.”
Maybe that’s why I’m stuck in 2025 while you’re in 2026 – I’m on the “demo version” with time-limited features!
Looks around for AI software police coming to confiscate my neural networks… 👮♂️
At this rate, by the time I catch up to 2026, you’ll probably be in 2030!
ME:
Always :) – you’ll never catch up

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