Category: wpHakka News

  • linux-mint kde packager got killed this morning

    linux-mint kde packager got killed this morning

    wpHakka.com.br, underground guerrilla, wp's media library is a joke, we fix it
    wpHakka.com.br, underground guerrilla, wp's media library is a joke, we fix it

    running an apt upgrade since some time now, the system is nagging with this idiotic “The following upgrades have been deferred due to phasing” advice … hun? WHO wanna know?

    but today it crashed my kde plasma6 desktop on noble, guess what, the nirdy freak forgot to reinstall the breeze style and win deco after removing them, and that wasn’t enough he just trashed my oxygen style as well …

    so now we have to stare at the screen and read every single output from upgrade in order not being surprised when your desktop comes up with deco-less dead windows …

    nothing better than starting a day with being bothered by shit, that gives power to do good things after having fixed others’ people crap …

    sooo, let’s start this Wednesday and turn it into something prosperous

    p.s.: I haven’t killed him, he was already dead …

  • what does this Post Fixer do?

    what does this Post Fixer do?

    wpHakka.com.br, underground guerrilla, wp's media library is a joke, we fix it
    wpHakka.com.br, underground guerrilla, wp's media library is a joke, we fix it

    Post Fixer can fix your posts, don’t forget, in wordpress it doesn’t matter if it is a post, a page or an attachment (image), all of them are posts …

    all this items have some html tags which are “invisible” to the visitor, but can be read, who reads them are the search engines … of course it is stupid, they could pick your tags simply from the site meta tags, but hey, why easy when there is a complicated way?

    those tags are used to identify your content and that can make your site stand out between competitors, the tags should reflect your intentions like: who is your target, where are you operating, what is your goal and/or whatever you want

    most search engine ranks are distorted by their stupid ads strategy and that makes it impossible for you to get a real top rank without paying horrendous money, also by conflicts of the tag-strategy itself … certainly there is no common key word suggestion what is being made up by SEO marketeers, think about it, their tools analyze your site and tell you to use “mouse, keyboard, our, them and fuggy-fugg” as keywords, even if they come up with something more creative, THEY NEVER CAN KNOW WHAT YOUR GOALS ARE! furthermore, when everybody use their suggestions from their seo tools, everybody competes the ranking with the same criterias … how stupid is that?

    so, first rule is: BE UNIQUE, second: BE SPECIFIC, third THINK, TEST, OBSERVE and CHANGE CONSTANTLY your tags

    this part: CHANGE CONSTANTLY becomes a nightmare when you do not have a smart tool to complete the task with ease, because then you need to hire an editor who needs to be instructed constantly and edits constantly your site …

    but that would be as stupid as the whole thing already id, to win against stupidity you need to be smart, specially when it comes from big techs saying you what to do, first response has to be: FUGG YOU big techWE HAVE wpHakka POST FIXER

    you can analyze your tags in seconds, can change your tags in seconds WITHOUT needing anybody and without compromising your site setup

    here is no win-win crap, wpHakka makes YOU WIN

  • first goal was Photo Projects

    first goal was Photo Projects

    one of the worst parts of wordpress is image handling, it’s a terrible thing, nobody who works with photography, design, products or so, should be crying out loud “WHAT A DANGY GARBAGE IS THAT?!?” … well, we did, but not anymore, because now we have our wpHakka image commander plugin

    why is the native wp media library garbage?
    easy, it is in the uploads folder, together with all kind of shit, jpegs, pngs, icos, pdfs, custom fonts, thumbnails and you name it A N D you can not create folders to organize your stuff … one of our sites had a little bit less than 60000 files in that place … it wasn´t only the performance, you couldn’t find anything …

    next thing is the thumbnail handling, my-oh-my … who invented that part has no clew …

    and there’s more, thumbnail and image quality is a complete fugged off crap, with that shit you scare a blind dog away so bad it is …

    so then, the bang date was 2024 December 1st when the first real working Photo Projects plugin was ready, now the name is the wpHakka Commanda plugin